After my experience at the Las Vegas Airport, I will NEVER again fly kilted. Not only was I fondled at eh airport by a tsa putz that was showing off for the incoming shift, but my wife had an inflight emergency and wearing the kilt was not conducive to assisting her and the flight crew. But, we were the first ones off the aircraft and every one got to see my kilt.

My wife is fine. probably just an anxiety attack. She was checked out by emts and released into my custody.