What with the big snowstorm presently covering the Northeast, the groundhogs aka woodchucks cannot have seen their shadows, if only because of the snow burying them. One Ontario town, whose festival features an albino critter, cannot even FIND their woodchuck! Or so I'm told.

Whatever- on behalf of all groundhogs real or imagined, I officially decree that winter will NOT continue for six more weeks.

Could be 5 weeks, could be 12 weeks... could be more, could be less.