Celebrating the apocalypse

[Bugbear]

The other day a lady from down the street asked me what my plans were for the "Rapture." I'm pretty sure she not only believes it's going to happen, but truly hopes for it. I told her simply "I came into the world fat, bald-headed, naked, screaming and covered in goo. Dammit, that's how I'm going out too." Hopefully she never speaks to me again.

That's a good one.

Don't forget the artificial hips, knees, etc, they don't rapture. Organ transplants... Depends who it came from...

All that stuff is going to be out on the sidewalk along with the clothes and jewelry (referring to CDNSushi's post on prank).