On the day of my own wedding as I was getting my pictures taken some numptie shouted for my bagpipes.

Before a friends wedding, outside of the church from the saftety of a passing car, some other numptie shouted far worse abuse at me. He was lucky to not see the wrong end of my sgian dubh.

I've also been asked all manner of stupid questions, top of the lot being "when's the show?"

"What show?"

"Well why else would you be wearing that?"

These experiences have led me to limiting my kilt wearing to places where others might wear a kilt (Burns night, celtic fest, Scottish wedding), (proper) football matches, and metal concerts. Otherwise you never know what kind of undesirables you'll have to encounter.