Official US government kilt check

[FatherWilliam57]

I thought it was assault with a dead weapon. (Heading off to confession now...or to have my mouth washed out with Lifeboy, with its pequat flavor...)

[madmacs]

I thought it was assault with a dead weapon. (Heading off to confession now...or to have my mouth washed out with Lifeboy, with its pequat flavor...)

You're a braver man than me if you're going to check if it's an insult or an assault situation...

[FatherWilliam57]

I simply plan on reading about it in the newspaper...didn't have any intention of being present for what is sure to be, shall we say, a "taxing" situation...

[JCheshire]

I TRIPLE dog dare you!!

[kc8ufv]

Yea, think of all the cool friends you'll meet in Federal prison!

That'd be a state issue, though, most likely a minor one at that. Police arriving would likely get a laugh.

[Sharkman]

If you post pics you're going to get a time for sure!!!

I'll pitch in for your bail though!!!

[MacMillans son]

No worries mate, unless there is a mirror the only thing I could photograph is the reaction to my proof of gender!

Just have your new cell mate take the photo for you, he could add it to his collection!

[azwildcat96]

Thanks, now I need bleach for my mind.

[Spartan Tartan]

Only slightly serious, but I would DEFINITELY wear the kilt and with you picture identification offer whatever "additional" proof they may need

[Santa Wally]

In order to correct a gender error on my Medicare card I am being required to present myself, with proof of identification and gender to my local social security office! I am so tempted to arrive kilted, fully regimental, hoist my aprons into the air and shout "decide for yourselves!!!!!!!!!!!!" This is going to be fun

Tempting idea, but be ready to be charged with Indecent exposure when the police arrive (not the kilt Police).