kilt lifters

[Roscommoner]

I can't remember where I saw it, but some one posted a photo of himself in his normal pub crawling attire, with the pleats lifted.

Under the kilt was a cheapo pair of white cotton boxer shorts with large black letters spelling:

BLOODY PERVERT!!

Front and rear applications might be necessary.

I've seen something similar, except the guy I talked to had a smiley face with a "F*CK YOU" over the top of it actually tattooed on his ***.

[Enzayer]

I kinda want a pair of boxers that says "PUT THE KILT DOWN!"

[Thistle Stop]

I kinda want a pair of boxers that says "PUT THE KILT DOWN!"

Good idea. I will go make some. Be right back.

[Thistle Stop]

OK, here they are -- sorry, but white is the only colour available at the moment!

'Put The Kilt Down!' Boxer Shorts



P.S. -- I can also make it as a thong, if anyone is interested! I do offer a thong in the same collection (my CafePress 'annex') that says 'Kiss My Thistle'. Any takers on that one? My husband thinks it's risqué, but honestly, I did not mean it that way! My range of babywear has the same design!

[Riverkilt]

Cyndi, gonna be sending you a bill for keyboard cleaning...was eating a banana and sipping orange juice when I read this....

Good God I love this board!!

Ron

[bubba]

That should have been in big letters across the back too.

[Thistle Stop]

That should have been in big letters across the back too.

I agree, but CafePress only lets you put the design in a certain spot, at a certain size, on the products they make. They write the silly (in this case) Product Description, too.

How about a bumper sticker for the back?

Ron, terribly sorry to have caused you to spit OJ!

[Rob]

How about a bumper sticker for the back?

Or a sign which says: "CONTENTS COVERED BY THE OFFICIAL SECRETS ACT".

Rob

[sorcererdale]

After our play, "Brigadoon" one of the guys at the cast party wore a kilt with a mirror attached hanging inside. He'd ask people if they wanted to see what was under his kilt, and when they looked, they saw themselves looking back from the mirror.

DALE.

Or a sign which says: "CONTENTS COVERED BY THE OFFICIAL SECRETS ACT".

Rob

[Thistle Stop]

How about a bumper sticker for the back?

Or a sign which says: "CONTENTS COVERED BY THE OFFICIAL SECRETS ACT".

Rob

Oooo, I like that! But where would you put it? Dangling from the back of the sporran strap?

Hmmm... how about a T-shirt with that slogan on the front, with an arrow pointing down?