Everything went well at the beginning. Was wearing the Gordon PV with black dress shirt, black hose, black flashes and my waistcoat, open. Similar to my avatar. A bit more modern.

Got a lot of double takes. A few "are you wearing a kilt?", a couple "Where are you bag pipes?" (which in turn got a "Do you really want me to show you them?), and a bunch of complements.

Than I got the oh so subtle "Look, that guy is wearing a dress!!" I looked at him and calmly asked "Pardon me?" He replied "You're wearing a dress." I answered back "A kilt." his reply was "I know what you call it." I just turned my back and did my best to ignore him the rest of the night.

Now even if it were an option punching a guy int the nose isn't me. Not a very violent person. Also wouldn't like to be arrested or sued. Add on to that the guy is husband to one of my wife's co-workers so it would add an additional amount of tension to the work day for her, this woman is not one of my wife's favorites.

Any other way you guys would have handled it?

Jim