What the heck do I wear?

[Dreadbelly]

Most ties are made from material that would scratch eye glasses.

Er, I would think.

[Galant]

Seems to me that a nice rough and ready aussie hat and a kilt is as close an interpretation of 'Crocodile Dundee' as one can find! Ditch the tie, get one of these and instead of the sgian dubh strap a bowie to your side!

[macsim]

They will be dissappointed, they'll b expecting me to turn up in shorts and Akubra hat just like crocodile Dundee (hey, that's a Scottish name!!).
Instead they will get a man in a kilt.

Better Crocodile Dundee than The Croc Hunter!