I've heard it all now

[Rigged]

So this afternoon I stop in to a Wal-Mart (I know I hate them too, but sometimes you just have to go there). I'm in line and the cashier says, "That's a cool looking kilt." I way thanks, and then she asks, "Are you a Druid?"

She was probably trying to pick you up. You should have said, "Yes, would you like to see my Stonehenge?"

[Jerry]

So this afternoon I stop in to a Wal-Mart (I know I hate them too, but sometimes you just have to go there). I'm in line and the cashier says, "That's a cool looking kilt." I way thanks, and then she asks, "Are you a Druid?"

Just had to share.

Adam

I have a friend who used to claim he was a reformed Druid when anyone asked him what Denomination he was. If they bit and asked what a reformed Druid was, he would answer:

"Well I used to worship trees, but I'm trying to quit, so I'm gradually tapering off, and now I'm down to worshiping small shrubs."

[Dreadbelly]

I have a friend who used to claim he was a reformed Druid when anyone asked him what Denomination he was. If they bit and asked what a reformed Druid was, he would answer:

"Well I used to worship trees, but I'm trying to quit, so I'm gradually tapering off, and now I'm down to worshiping small shrubs."

ROFL!!!

[davedove]

I have a friend who used to claim he was a reformed Druid when anyone asked him what Denomination he was. If they bit and asked what a reformed Druid was, he would answer:

"Well I used to worship trees, but I'm trying to quit, so I'm gradually tapering off, and now I'm down to worshiping small shrubs."

HEAD KNIGHT: The Knights Who Say Ni demand a sacrifice!
ARTHUR: Knights of Ni, we are but simple travelers who seek the
enchanter who lives beyond these woods.
HEAD KNIGHT: Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni!
ARTHUR and PARTY: Oh, ow!
HEAD KNIGHT: We shall say 'nee' again to you if you do not
appease us.
ARTHUR: Well, what is it you want?
HEAD KNIGHT: We want... a shrubbery!