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24th January 06, 08:26 AM
#11
My mom's mom's sister's aunt's maternal-grandmother's step-dad's cousin, was a duck feeder. Does this mean I can wear a schmipp? ...the traditional schmipp, I mean, I already wear a utilischmipp.
How come you don't post over at QMarksTheGaot.com?
-ian
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24th January 06, 08:26 AM
#12
 Originally Posted by cavscout
What's that wobblysack that hangs in front of the schmipp? Point well, made Alan 
Or is the more taditional ar ancient the wobblysackenstickendownen? 
MrBill
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24th January 06, 08:38 AM
#13
You're just the man to help me Alan.
Was feeding the ducks my old bread yesterday (In the time honored fashion, followed all the rituals perfectly, thank you), but when I'd finished and turned to head home I slipped on a big pile of duck poop and fell on it full force with my massive bum.
The weight of my tail end, and the momentum gained on the way down, forced the duck poop deep into the fabric of the backside of my schimpp. With that duck goo being vegetable matter it seems to have worked like a die and I'm having trouble getting the new color out of the fabric.
I've tried all the usual stain removers, soaking, leaving it under running cold water, there's still a noticeable discoloration.
The only answer I can think of now is to gather as much duck poop as I can, put it in a tub, and soak the entire schimpp in it so the color is the same throughout. In fact, I'm thinking of doing that as sort of a badge of experience....I would think that in ancient times other duck feeders would have surely slipped too and a similarly collored shimpp would be the mark of an experienced and most reverent duck feeder....
Ron
P.S. I'm thinking of using a rubber mallet to duplicate the force of my bum to drive the duck goo well into the fabric. Might not take on the same hue without that extra force. I think I can kneel over the tub, inside the shower curtain, and hose the mess down pretty easily after I'm done thunking the duck poop into the fabric.
Last edited by Riverkilt; 24th January 06 at 08:42 AM.
Ol' Macdonald himself, a proud son of Skye and Cape Breton Island
Lifetime Member STA. Two time winner of Utilikiltarian of the Month.
"I'll have a kilt please, a nice hand sewn tartan, 16 ounce Strome. Oh, and a sporran on the side, with a strap please."
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24th January 06, 08:43 AM
#14
Originally Posted by furrycelt
How come you don't post over at QMarksTheGaot.com?
Gentlemen, here's the birth of a parallel universe.
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24th January 06, 08:45 AM
#15
Ron,
Makes me think of the gaggles of Canada Geese here in the east!
Mark Dockendorf
Left on the Right Coast
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24th January 06, 08:46 AM
#16
Originally Posted by Kilteado
Gentlemen, here's the birth of a parallel universe.
Just wait until the Schmippies publish the English to Gaotruct dictionary!
We're fools whether we dance or not, so we might as well dance. - Japanese Proverb
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24th January 06, 08:56 AM
#17
Not sure how serious this post is but it lost me within the first few lines!!
And I agree Alan has too much time on his hands.
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24th January 06, 10:02 AM
#18
Alan,
Thank you for baring your soul to us, you are a brave man. Well done.
Glen McGuire
A Life Lived in Fear, Is a Life Half Lived.
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24th January 06, 10:17 AM
#19
Realizing I understood this at 3:30 A.M scares me.  I'm normally not up that early.
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24th January 06, 03:35 PM
#20
Sounds like you've been into the Schmipp again, Alan! 
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