Another nite of kilted conquest!

[Kilted KT]

Sounds like a lot of fun, you did your jobs well, and were rewarded for it. There's just one thing I don't understand, however:

Why do you suppose the guy lectured you about someone else's bad behavior that hadn't even occurred yet?



Regards,
Rex in Cincinnati

That I'm not sure about. I guess some people think I'm big ( 6'3, 220ish lbs), but why they think I would get into a fight because someone makes a comment about the kilt is beyond me. Only fight two reasons I'll fight: 1. Someone is trying to dishonor my wife or close friends. 2. Someone physically attacks me. If I were in the military there would be a third, but I'm not.

I'm real easy going, very little would get me mad. I guess he had never seen unwritten rule #1: Don't F with the guy in the kilt.

[Roan Carter]

That I'm not sure about. I guess some people think I'm big ( 6'3, 220ish lbs),

Yeah ... I'm about 5'9", pale, with long dark hair, and the average shape for a 20 year old. I just get mistaken for a lady when I wear the kilt, ha ha ha. Urg.

But it's great that you had such a good time. Idunno if I could even wear a kilt in my town's only dance joint.

[ckelly327]

Great story. Your wife lets you stay out all night with frat brothers and lesbians? Lucky you. I'd be sleeping in the shed for a week.

As far as drinks try a few Long Island Ice Teas in one night. I can't even remember what's in them because of too much brain cell loss. Five shots (vodka, tequilla, triple sec, rum, gin?) and then a little colins mix and coca-cola. fun drink but after two you already have 10 shots in your body. The third one will put you down for the night.

[mrpharr]

I'll have to pass this story on to my non-kilted friends. I'm sure the kilt would come in handy on dates.

[cessna152towser]

Great report, KT. Like Riverkilt, I no longer drink any alcohol - there comes an age when your body starts telling you its had enough of the stuff and you know you must stop - but feel free to enjoy while you are young!!!

[Rob Wright]

Lesbian parties can be a lot of fun Like Ron says those gals are pretty cool.


Rob

[An t-Ileach]

... I figured it was time to send him home. Ordered up a little shot called a Royal Baccardi Rumplemeister. It is pure evil ina glass, being 1/2 shot each of Baccardi 151, Crown Royal, Rumplemintz and Jeagermeister mixed in a double shot glass.
He took the shot...acted like he had been shot in the chest with a shotgun, called his ex-girlfriend five minutes later and got a ride home. Mission accomplished...

Sounds like the description of a Pangalactic Gargleblaster in Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.

[Tartan Hiker]

Score another big night for the etank!

Just got back from the pub in my own BW etank. Nothing quite so exciting, but then again I'm pushing 50. A night like yours would probably kill me.

[Kilted KT]

Sounds like the description of a Pangalactic Gargleblaster in Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.

I'd say the Royal Baccardi Rumplemiester is the second most dangerous drink in the universe...like getting hit in the head with a fresh lemon wrapped around a silver brick...very similar reaction, though.

[An t-Ileach]

It's encouraging to see that we have really cultured people on this forum: fans of both Douglas Adams and Terry Pratchett take things to a higher level.