Dreams

[Panache]

(Panache in an incredibly thick deep menacing Austrian accent,..think Sigmund Freud meets James Earl Jones)

Hachiman,

Zis thread can only have un Zigmund Freud impersonator, I think zat your need to impersonate a previous poster is un indication of deep seated neurosis, insecurity, und a father figure obsession. Vith time, und ze emptying of your bank accounts ve can get to the bottom of the pyschological scarring that has led to this strange affliction. I vill have you know zat pretending to be a famous deceased father of modern Psychiatry vith an outrageously bad fake Austrian accent is the sign of a diseased mind...Vait a Minute

(In all due unseriousness )

Cheers

[Hachiman]

LOL Panache!

In my defence, I'll just quote an old proverb:

"imitation is the most sincere form of flattery."

My apologies to Ze Vun True Sigmund on this list! ;)

cheers
Hachiman

[starbkjrus]

Personally I think you all need a good stiff muckle dram of Laphroaig. You'll all feel better.

[Pleater]

I just fell off my chair laughing - and without the help of a single dram of single anything.

Is it really sensible for a chair to have wheels?

I do sometimes wonder why the wheels - desks stay still so why not chairs? OK I can see the sense in a swivel - swivel is good. But wheels? And if there must be wheels - why not brakes?

Mind you I also wonder why the skin knows to grow across the gap when you have a tooth out, but go round when the tooth is still there. How does it know?

That is the second time I have actually fallen off my perch due to reading this forum.

It should have a Government Shelf Warning.