An excusable lie

**Riverkilt** · 6th November 06, 10:43 AM

No doubt he passed the story on to his buddies after he figured out how a zipper works.

Heck, I lie all the time too when I'm kilted. Clients come in with a DUI. I ask them what they were drinking. Around here they almost always say Budweiser. So I sincerely ask if they've filled out their financial grant paper with Budweiser? They look at me puzzled. I tell them Budweiser makes billions of dollars in profit every year and believe in sharing the wealth. They can go on line and print out a financial grant application from the Budweiser website and send it in with a copy of their court papers and Budweiser will reimburse all their fines, restitution, and DUI treatment fees in an effort to maintain customer loyalty......

I think a good lie can sometimes make a solid point...if/when the person being lied to figures out he's been lied to....by a kilted guy.....

Ron

davecolorado72 · 11th November 06, 03:42 PM

I was checking out at a store the other day and the clerk asked me "what's with the kilt?" I told him that it keep my *** from showing....he just kind of stared at me.

I thought it was funny...he did not.

**GMan** · 11th November 06, 03:49 PM

Originally Posted by davecolorado72

I was checking out at a store the other day and the clerk asked me "what's with the kilt?" I told him that it keep my *** from showing....he just kind of stared at me.

I thought it was funny...he did not.

Shame on you!!! Can't wait to try it.

**turpin** · 12th November 06, 08:31 AM

Now that one I like.

**eighties** · 12th November 06, 08:42 AM

Great story!

Nothing wrong with having a little fun.

-80s

**mbhandy** · 12th November 06, 02:59 PM

Originally Posted by Riverkilt

No doubt he passed the story on to his buddies after he figured out how a zipper works.
Ron

Ron He was most likely wearing 501 and you know what they say about sheep.

MrBill

**Gaian** · 12th November 06, 06:56 PM

Sometimes it just saves time to give a quick short , not so truthful answer, you know, the one they want to hear.

Sometimes you have to diffuse what could be a potentiall confrontation.

Sometimes you just want to amuse yourself at others expense. It's usually harmless. Right?

You have to have a sense of humor and a quick wit to wear a kilt most days. Perhaps , even a thick skin.