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    No doubt he passed the story on to his buddies after he figured out how a zipper works.

    Heck, I lie all the time too when I'm kilted. Clients come in with a DUI. I ask them what they were drinking. Around here they almost always say Budweiser. So I sincerely ask if they've filled out their financial grant paper with Budweiser? They look at me puzzled. I tell them Budweiser makes billions of dollars in profit every year and believe in sharing the wealth. They can go on line and print out a financial grant application from the Budweiser website and send it in with a copy of their court papers and Budweiser will reimburse all their fines, restitution, and DUI treatment fees in an effort to maintain customer loyalty......

    I think a good lie can sometimes make a solid point...if/when the person being lied to figures out he's been lied to....by a kilted guy.....

    Ron
    Ol' Macdonald himself, a proud son of Skye and Cape Breton Island
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    "I'll have a kilt please, a nice hand sewn tartan, 16 ounce Strome. Oh, and a sporran on the side, with a strap please."

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    davecolorado72
    I was checking out at a store the other day and the clerk asked me "what's with the kilt?" I told him that it keep my *** from showing....he just kind of stared at me.

    I thought it was funny...he did not.

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    Quote Originally Posted by davecolorado72
    I was checking out at a store the other day and the clerk asked me "what's with the kilt?" I told him that it keep my *** from showing....he just kind of stared at me.

    I thought it was funny...he did not.

    Shame on you!!! Can't wait to try it.
    Glen McGuire

    A Life Lived in Fear, Is a Life Half Lived.

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    Now that one I like.
    Convener, Georgia Chapter, House of Gordon (Boss H.O.G.)

    Where 4 Scotsmen gather there'll usually be a fifth.
    7/5 of the world's population have a difficult time with fractions.

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    Great story!

    Nothing wrong with having a little fun.

    -80s

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    Quote Originally Posted by Riverkilt
    No doubt he passed the story on to his buddies after he figured out how a zipper works.
    Ron
    Ron He was most likely wearing 501 and you know what they say about sheep.

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    Surely we've all done it...

    Sometimes it just saves time to give a quick short , not so truthful answer, you know, the one they want to hear.

    Sometimes you have to diffuse what could be a potentiall confrontation.


    Sometimes you just want to amuse yourself at others expense. It's usually harmless. Right?

    You have to have a sense of humor and a quick wit to wear a kilt most days. Perhaps , even a thick skin.

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