No doubt he passed the story on to his buddies after he figured out how a zipper works.
Heck, I lie all the time too when I'm kilted. Clients come in with a DUI. I ask them what they were drinking. Around here they almost always say Budweiser. So I sincerely ask if they've filled out their financial grant paper with Budweiser? They look at me puzzled. I tell them Budweiser makes billions of dollars in profit every year and believe in sharing the wealth. They can go on line and print out a financial grant application from the Budweiser website and send it in with a copy of their court papers and Budweiser will reimburse all their fines, restitution, and DUI treatment fees in an effort to maintain customer loyalty......
I think a good lie can sometimes make a solid point...if/when the person being lied to figures out he's been lied to....by a kilted guy.....
Ron
Ol' Macdonald himself, a proud son of Skye and Cape Breton Island
Lifetime Member STA. Two time winner of Utilikiltarian of the Month.
"I'll have a kilt please, a nice hand sewn tartan, 16 ounce Strome. Oh, and a sporran on the side, with a strap please."
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