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10th November 06, 11:05 PM
#1
Another way...
"King County morgue, you stab'em, we slab'em! How may I help you?" ;-P
-J
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10th November 06, 08:20 AM
#2
That was awesome. I needed a laugh this morning.
The kilt concealed a blaster strapped to his thigh. Lazarus Long
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10th November 06, 08:40 AM
#3
thats great! the echo star call center is just down the street from my office they need a little of this. just to get even for all the dinner interuptions...
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10th November 06, 09:33 AM
#4
This is one I heard a little while ago.
"Hello?"
*pause*
"No, I'm sorry, he's dead."
*click*
I don't know if that would keep them away though. My grandma passed away five months ago, and the gov't is still sending her stuff.
An uair a théid an gobhainn air bhathal 'se is feàrr a bhi réidh ris.
(When the smith gets wildly excited, 'tis best to agree with him.)
Kiltio Ergo Sum.
I Kilt, therefore I am. -McClef
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11th November 06, 06:08 PM
#5
 Originally Posted by Nick
This is one I heard a little while ago.
"Hello?"
*pause*
"No, I'm sorry, he's dead."
*click*
I thought about using the line that I was dead, but I was afraid that suddenly all my accounts (bank, utilities, etc.) would be closed! 
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10th November 06, 09:36 AM
#6
Some telemarketers aren't very smart. My daughter took a call from one. I can't remember what he was selling, but it had something to do with telephones. Anyhow, when he pitched his product, my daughter just told him, "We don't need that because we don't have a phone". The guy said, "Okay", and hung up. I wonder what he thought my daughter was talking to him on.
"A day spent in the fields and woods, or on the water should not count as a day off our allotted number upon this earth."
Jerry, Kilted Old Fart.
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10th November 06, 10:15 AM
#7
These last few months our house has been bombarded with phone soliticiations (and worse yet) automatic prerecorded calls for the election that happened on Tuesday. Everytime I would get a political phone call from a real live human being the interaction would go like this:
A.P.P.C.* : "Good Evening I'm calling about ..."
Panache : (cutting them off) What candidate or proposition are you calling about?
A.P.P.C. : ...Errr why I'm calling about...(politician/proposition)...and I...
Panache : (cutting them off) Are you for or against?
A.P.P.C. : ...err...well I'm for them. I...
Panache : OK, thanks I have your call recorded on my chart.
A.P.P.C. : err...what?
Panache :You see I vote based on who annoys me least. I keep a record of all the calls I get. The proponents of candidates and propositions that bug me least get my vote. Congratulations, your (candidate/proposition) is now one call closer to not getting my vote. I highly recommend you take me off your call list. Have a nice evening.
A.P.P.C. : I ...err..um...
(Panache Hangs up)
Politics can be fun! 
*A.P.P.S. Annoying Political Phone Caller
-See it there, a white plume
Over the battle - A diamond in the ash
Of the ultimate combustion-My panache
Edmond Rostand
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10th November 06, 10:37 AM
#8
Tom Mabe is hilarious.
He does one with a steam cleaning company that is awesome! It involves getting A LOT of BLOOD out of the carpet and curtains and walls and ...
Great stuff.
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10th November 06, 11:47 PM
#9
Originally Posted by Kiltedfirepiper
Less fun, but more lucrative:
http://www.junkbusters.com
I'm currently undefeated in small claims court against telemarketers - to the tune of mid-four-figures now.
At $500 per violation, they tend to add up rather nicely.
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11th November 06, 05:49 AM
#10
When the telemarketer calls, If the call makes it thru my screening, Caller I D, I just say, Look I'm in a hurry, could you you leave your home phone number and I'll call you at home later. I have used this many times. I usually get hung up on. but their number never shows up on caller I D again.
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