Joke: Warning, don't drink while reading

[neo71665]

ROFLMAO @ both em

[Ruanaidh]

Hehehehehehehe

[Dirka Skene]

"Where do you come from?" the Scotsman asked an American.

"From the greatest country in the world," replied the American.

"Funny," said the Scotsman, "you've got the strangest Scottish accent I've ever heard."

[Dirka Skene]

One day Wee Hughie bought a bottle of fine whiskey and while walking home he fell.

Getting up he felt something wet on his pants.

He looked up at the sky and said,"Oh lord please I beg you let it be blood!"

[Andrew Breecher]

A Scottish lad takes out the local sweetie on a walk across the hills. As they admire the view he says to her, "Why don't you take a peek under my kilt?"

She says, "No, no, I couldn't do that."

"Please?"

"Well, all right." She lifts his kilt and cries out, "Ach, it's gruesome!"

He says, "Lift it again, it just grew some more."