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31st March 07, 09:12 AM
#1
Ferret: The Other White Meat.
(I just had to) 
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30th March 07, 11:46 AM
#2
Ferrets make great full mask sporrans.
Jim Killman
Writer, Philosopher, Teacher of English and Math, Soldier of Fortune, Bon Vivant, Heart Transplant Recipient, Knight of St. Andrew (among other knighthoods)
Freedom is not free, but the US Marine Corps will pay most of your share.
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30th March 07, 11:51 AM
#3
 Originally Posted by thescot
Ferrets make great full mask sporrans.
How much do they charge?
A kilted Celt on the border.
Kentoc'h mervel eget bezań saotret
Omne bellum sumi facile, ceterum ęgerrume desinere.
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30th March 07, 12:25 PM
#4
Originally Posted by Ruanaidh
How much do they charge?
BEAUTY! Just along the lines of "Eats, shoots, and leaves!"
Originally Posted by Phil E. Begg
I am so confused. I just got my Ferret back from the mechanic - he tuned up the engine, lubricated the turret-ring, and replaced some worn suspension parts. The armor is in good shape, and I am workin on the armaments myself.
What I don't understand is how a man, kilted or no, could misplace an entire Ferret! The thing weighs over 4 tonnes, man!
Phil
You've never parked your Ferret in a handicapped space and forgotten to put up your placard, have you?
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30th March 07, 02:49 PM
#5
Gentlemen,
Should your ferret become damaged in any way I am at your service. For a suitable honorarium of course
Bob
CEO Acme Weasel Menders
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31st March 07, 09:13 AM
#6
Originally Posted by Ruanaidh
How much do they charge?
Originally Posted by Weasel Mender
Gentlemen,
Should your ferret become damaged in any way I am at your service. For a suitable honorarium of course
Bob
CEO Acme Weasel Menders
This whole thread has been hilarious, but the two of you need to pony up and replace my monitor and keyboard, and the two mouthfuls of coffee I just lost. That will be all. Carry on. 
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30th March 07, 04:55 PM
#7
Originally Posted by Dirk Skene
"He was rather preoccupied: like a kilted man who cannot find his ferret."
I have personal experience with this - but it wasn't my ferret, and the experience was rather terrifying.
I was at an event wearing a "great kilt," and happened across a pair of friends.
Both of them have ferrets. Both of them like to walk their ferrets on leashes.
Ferrets have an unholy fascination with dark places.
You can see where this is going...
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30th March 07, 05:34 PM
#8
NOW HEAR THIS!!!!
There will be no more derogatory comments about ferrets.
I happen to love ferrets.
They taste just like chicken.
Steve Ashton
www.freedomkilts.com
Skype (webcam enabled) thewizardofbc
I wear the kilt because: Swish + Swagger = Swoon.
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30th March 07, 11:00 PM
#9
Originally Posted by The Wizard of BC
.......I happen to love ferrets.
They taste just like chicken.
OOOooooo. perhaps roasted with a bit of herbed compound butter?
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30th March 07, 10:58 PM
#10
Originally Posted by Caradoc
.......Ferrets have an unholy fascination with dark places.
You can see where this is going...
Yeikes! 
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