Always make sure you adjust your apron after sweeping the pleats and sitting down. Learn from my mistake kids always adjust your apron. I was at a family get together tonight for Victoria Day of course I was kilted, I was sitting across from my sister in law, well about a half hour later my brother comes up to me and in front of a bunch of people he says in a loud voice "Stop flashing my wife."
This is the same brother who has a problem with me wearing a kilt, so I say to him well I am sorry, but perhaps you could have taken me aside to discuss this instead of bringing it up in front of all these people. The upshot of it is that everyone I was talking to were a little uncomfortable at first but the ice was broken again when one of the guys says at least you're wearing the kilt correctly, and nobody will ask you the question. All in all it was a good night but I must remember to be vigilant with the apron adjustment.