Yesterday's funny episode

**Hachiman** · 13th July 07, 04:30 PM

Originally Posted by Weasel Mender

This brings to mind the scene from "Are You Being Served' on BBC when a kilted gentleman was buying his first buisness suit. When asked what his inseam measurement was his reply was priceless "I have no idea, I have never worn trousers in my life, I guess you will have to measure."

Weasel

That same episode answers the question of how to measure a man in a kilt for a pair of trousers. The kilted gent holds the tape at the approximate height of their crotch on the outside of their leg and lets the tape fall to the floor.

It was a funny episode, nonetheless!

Hachiman

**pipebear333** · 18th July 07, 04:01 AM

Originally Posted by Hachiman

That same episode answers the question of how to measure a man in a kilt for a pair of trousers. The kilted gent holds the tape at the approximate height of their crotch on the outside of their leg and lets the tape fall to the floor.

It was a funny episode, nonetheless!

Hachiman

Hmmmmm....I wonder if "it'll ride up with wear."

**CactusJack** · 13th July 07, 08:38 AM

Great story

**kiltimabar** · 13th July 07, 08:46 AM

So why are you not taking a kilt with you to Hyderabad? I would think that kilts would be accepted there, or at least considering the climate, they'd be comfortable as leisure wear at home.

**Splash_4** · 13th July 07, 08:57 AM

Originally Posted by kiltimabar

So why are you not taking a kilt with you to Hyderabad? I would think that kilts would be accepted there, or at least considering the climate, they'd be comfortable as leisure wear at home.

The job function that I will be playing there will not lend itself well to the wearing of the tartan. I will also be sharing dormitory style housing for the period of time. All in all, it just is going to be better to 'blend' in.

**Tattoo Bradley** · 13th July 07, 09:09 AM

Originally Posted by Splash_4

All in all, it just is going to be better to 'blend' in.

Is that possible?? I think you have as much chance of "blending in" as I do at a Garth Brooks concert. :::rimshot:::

**Splash_4** · 13th July 07, 09:16 AM

Originally Posted by Tattoobradley

Is that possible?? I think you have as much chance of "blending in" as I do at a Garth Brooks concert. :::rimshot:::

Yeah, that is probably true... At 6"1 290, I am not going to blend easily!

**BruceK** · 13th July 07, 10:05 AM

Originally Posted by Splash_4

Yeah, that is probably true... At 6"1 290, I am not going to blend easily!

Ah! I have just the thing if you have "blending" problems:

http://www.willitblend.com/videos.aspx?type=unsafe

**Kilted Christian** · 13th July 07, 01:39 PM

Wow, I'm sure you will blend.

**cessna152towser** · 13th July 07, 01:55 PM

Won't you miss those hilarious kilted encounters if you omit to take a kilt to Hyderabad? It would do no harm to pack one to go along with you, in case the opportunity arises to wear it.