Friday is the annual district meeting for the library system. I am required to attend. After the meeting, my girlfriend and I are having dinner with people she works with. After that a serious Jazz Trio is playing at a local cafe. We have to go see them. Since I intend to go from the meeting directly to meet up with my girlfriend, and I intend to go kilted to dinner and jazz, I am wearing my kilt to the meeting. My boss knows, but no one else does.

This should be interesting...