I was struck by how many of the following I have experienced. Knowing that you all enjoy a chuckle, I share them with you.

Zappa's Law

There are two things on Earth that are universal: hydrogen and stupidity.

Baruch's Observation

If all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail.

Lowe's Law

Success always occurs in private, failure in full public view.

Thompson's Theorem

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

Issawi's Law of Progress

A shortcut is the longest distance between two points.

Wellington's Law of Command

The cream rises to the top. So does the scum.