Quote Originally Posted by Big Mikey View Post
Yet another lyric gem!! I can't wait to read the next one. I was told that it involved some guy named Lancelot from Nantucket?!?
well not quite, how about this one...

There was a fellow named Big Mikey
Who wore his hair short and spiky
To keep his head warm, in the midst of the storm
He found his sporran fit his skull quite nicely




Cheers

Jamie