Am I authorized to wear a kilt?

**The Wizard of BC** · 15th February 08, 07:33 PM

I think we should come up with a nifty certificate of Kilt Authorization. With a wallet sized, laminated photo card and lapel pin to go with it.

Of course Alan, as soon as we have our Authorizations we're gonna ban you just for confusing us with that title.

**davedove** · 15th February 08, 07:43 PM

Originally Posted by James MacMillan

Seems like the glimmer of an idea there.......a kilt wearers authorization! But who would issue it? or have the authority to sign it?

We'll have to check with the Kilt Police. After all, they have all the answers.

**Roan Carter** · 15th February 08, 08:36 PM

"Authorized?"

Wow. @_@

**ChattanCat** · 15th February 08, 09:24 PM

I am ruller of all I can reach. Yes, I am authorized.

**Nighthawk** · 15th February 08, 11:19 PM

Originally Posted by Jack Daw

You defended the kilt well, Defender. Was she a red-head??

Mmmmmm... redheads...

**Bugbear** · 15th February 08, 11:25 PM

Now Now Nighthawk,
Picture removed and now in gallery.
Be nice.

Just a friend.

* And I'll add that Mrs. Marmalade (she takes the oranges I grow and makes them into marmalade) in the picture is a very nice lady. I also have several redheads in my family with freckles, for what it's worth.

**Nighthawk** · 15th February 08, 11:35 PM

Originally Posted by Ted Crocker

Now Now Nighthawk,

Be nice.

Just a friend.

I'll be nice! I... promise... I need a :fingerscrossed: smiley.

And on the subject of the kilt authorization cards, the Rev. Nutcase will be happy to sign.

**Nighthawk** · 15th February 08, 11:36 PM

Originally Posted by Tommie

I saw the title of the post-Am I authorized to wear a kilt?
Than I saw the name that was posting-Alan,an I thought WHAT?

Thought maybe you sneaked into my Scotch stock.

I beat him to that!! You have no Glenfedich left!! Ha ha... ***BURP*** ha!!

**JayFilomena** · 16th February 08, 02:13 AM

Originally Posted by Jack Daw

You defended the kilt well, Defender. Was she a red-head??

I think I could put up with all manner of silly questions, provided they came from a redhead. Ohh, and I'm in on the authorization card. Maybe Matt or Barb can include one with our kilt purchases?

**McClef** · 16th February 08, 03:46 AM

We seem to have licenses for all kinds of things these days which we have to show to competent and authorised authorities.

But this lady would have no right or need to see my driving license so why should she have to see our kilt ones either?