Wife answers The Question

[The F-H.C.A.G.]

We were accosted in a parking lot with the "other" question. You know the one that starts with "Where are..." and ends with "...your bagpipes?"

So, I said..."They're under his kilt!" They seemed to think it was funny anyway, but then again, they were already drunk.

Be well,

[Doomsday]

Ah, there's some good answers for the "questions" in here.

[LAWRIE]

When you're cornered just say-
GO FETCH TO ME
A PINT OH WINE
AN SERVE IT IN A SILVER TASSIE.
you would'nt believe how many times that statement has spawned my escape from a difficult situation.