I just stopped and looked at my coffee cup. There was something sticking up through the drinking slot, it's one of those commuter mugs.

It was a cockroach. It was about half an inch long.

This morning I got in, picked up my coffee mug off my desk and went to the mens room and rinsed it out. There was no cockroach in my coffee cup. I then went to the burrito bistro and got some coffee....half decaf, half vanilla-hazelnut. So the cockroach had to come from the bistros coffee dispenser.

In other words, everybody who got coffee at the bistro this morning, drank extract of cockroach. I'm just the lucky guy who got the whole cockroach.

I don't think I'm going to eat there any more.