Sporran on the hoof

[george7]

I like the alligator sporran I saw at the Orlando games.

[tyger]

I was asked how I was going to mount the heads of these pelts. I will make a craniomaxillary prosthesis, and use glass eyes in a 'squint' configuration. This way the animal will not look asleep, nor will it stare bug-eyed at any person who observes.

The armadillo presents a quique set of challenges regarding utility as a sporran. However, I have ideas.............

[piperdbh]

Let's all try over the next few days to slip "craniomaxiliary prosthesis" into casual conversation.

[sydnie7]

Opossums have more teeth than any other mammal. 36 I think. Just thought I would share that.

Try "marsupial."

And they do like cat food! Friend of mine named one "Crunchy" because the noise it made raiding the outside cat dish would wake him up at night.

[tyger]

A fantastic idea, slipping such language into the cocktail hour. Before the evening is over, we'll have worked our way up to "multifocal umbilicated silicofibrillary-augmented craniomaxillar prosthesis." Open the floor to suggestions!