Too much coffee

[The Guy in the Kilt at UC]

-You short out motion detectors
-Your coffee mug has a picture of your coffee mug on it
-You use your teeth to grind your beans


In the doctor’s office, a patient asks for advice,
"Doctor, what should I do?
Every time I come home from work, I see some strange man in bed with my wife. When I start yelling at her, she just locks me in the kitchen and tells me to calm down and drink a cup of coffee. This has been happening every day for the last four months."
The Doctor replies, "So how can I help you?"
"I just want to know - am I drinking too much coffee?"

[MacKay71]

I agree, there is no such thing as too much coffee!

[BoldHighlander]

I agree, there is no such thing as too much coffee!

AMEN!!!

Funny post though

[Mr. Kilt]

[dfmacliam]

His fingers permanently formed to hold a coffee cup?.... that is when he has drank too much coffee... when Folgers sends you Christmas cards... when you have Juan Valdez' phone number on speed dial... when you can taste the difference between leeward and windward side coffee beans..