Seasonally, if not politically correct. What is the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods? Santa has only three "ho's" (Ho, Ho, Ho.)
And we were doing so well until . . .
Jim Killman Writer, Philosopher, Teacher of English and Math, Soldier of Fortune, Bon Vivant, Heart Transplant Recipient, Knight of St. Andrew (among other knighthoods) Freedom is not free, but the US Marine Corps will pay most of your share.
Originally Posted by Tobus What does Tiger have in common with a baby seal? They've both been clubbed by a Norwegian. (Technically, Elin is a Swede. But it still works.) I resent that remark! Everyone knows Norwegians don't club seals! . . . . . . . . . . . We shoot them, and eat them raw.
Vin gardu pro la sciuroj!
There you go.
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Sigh..... I blame myself.
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