No Kilt Wedgies

[Carolina Kiltman]

Same tune as "Ye Cannae Throw Yer Granny Aff the Bus"?

that'l do, or any other tune with the correct meter

[KiltShot]

Don't forget the rap version:

Ya cain't git no weggie in a kilt,
No matter how the dude is built.
As long as the boys are swingin',
There ain't no girly singin'.
Cuz ya cain't git no weggie in a kilt!

These lyrics are open source and royalty free. Public domain.

[macshorty]

I wonder what a Scottish rapper would sound like.
Oh, and that's hilarious!!

[AFS1970]

Ye cannae get a wedgie in a kilt!

I think this just cries out to be on a T-Shirt.

[macshorty]

I agree 100%. I'd wear it too.

[Dale Seago]

So would I!!