A night at a dinner dance

**KiltedDixon** · 9th July 11, 05:43 PM

Good looking group! Your kilt and jacket look great.

**be da veva** · 9th July 11, 10:51 AM

Originally Posted by English Bloke

One lady offered to buy my kilt (for a lot of money actually) if I took it off and gave it to here there and then. Needless to say my devotion to the charity cause was proved lacking. I asked her why my kilt? And why didn't she try to buy some trousers? She replied that the trousers didn't do anything for her... But the kilt did. Funny how folk behave when they've had a drink... or two.

So you know what to do next year, wear a cheap one that you can sell and get the ball going and get a lot of money for it.... Just have another one handy if it sells and don't forget to cover up....

Maybe some boxer short with a witty remark about the charity...

**artificer** · 9th July 11, 05:50 PM

Looking sharp, the pair of you! Pity you didn't sell the kilt for charity... you'd still have had your sporran for modesty ;)

You'd have been the talk of the town and a fund-raising hero.