Kilted Taunters

**Taj** · 19th April 12, 09:33 AM

I suppose one could point out that, no matter how you fancy them up, pants are the garb of common workmen.

That said, there's no dishonor in honest work. It just portrays pants in proper light.

**Zardoz** · 19th April 12, 09:50 AM

I have some standard retorts.

I don't look as good as you in unisex clothing,
The cleaners lost my baggy-*** wrinkly cargo shorts,
Well, pants can't handle what I got under here,
etc...

**Bugbear** · 19th April 12, 10:02 AM

I heard plenty of them here on the forum back when I stopped wearing the kilt.

Nighthawk's comes to mind.
He wrote something along the lines of, you like to get your (pecans) in a bind.

**Kiltboy** · 19th April 12, 10:12 AM

Originally Posted by auld argonian

Anybody suggest any taunts that a couple of kilted guys can hurl at the pantsted guys when they walk past?

AA

1) What's wrong? Ugly knees?
2) Did y'all call each other before you got dressed this morning?
3) Did you avoid pleats because they make your hips look big?
4) CONFORMIST!

**piperdown** · 19th April 12, 01:03 PM

[QUOTE=Kiltboy;1086544]
1) What's wrong? Ugly knees?
2) Did y'all call each other before you got dressed this morning?

These two get my vote!!

**Big Mikey** · 19th April 12, 01:11 PM

"Don't you think dead center is an easier choice than left or right?"

**xman** · 19th April 12, 01:34 PM

"I may be kilted but you are pantalooned. Now which really sounds the more masculine"?

Oh, and you can't spell 'pantaloon' without 'loon'.

**GoodGirlGonePlaid** · 19th April 12, 01:44 PM

Brillant idea, lol!

If I were a guy, after the comment, I'd say, "ok there, mom-jeans".

**LitTrog** · 19th April 12, 03:45 PM

"Aye, it may look like a skirt to you, but my lady-friends call it barding."
That one may be too cryptic to be effective.

More pants-specific:
"So, that inseam...must act as a roadmap so's your girl can actually find what she's looking for."