A kangaroo dressed in a kilt goes into a bar and asks for a

[Casey]

I think that we need a little philosophical humour.

What is the difference between a duck?

Casey

[Celt]

What is the difference between a duck?

Why, the sound of one hand quacking, of course.

[Calico Jack]

Charles Dickens walks into a bar and orders a martini. The bartender asks "Olive or twist?"

[GMan]

I liked that twist on words.

Glen

[richardljohnson]

This is why I enjoy this posting spot. The level of celebrial challenge allow my mind to be forced into new and different ways of viewing life and experiences. It allows me be exposed to different level of challenges. It allows me to put on the special white jacket with the extra long arms and bounce against the rubber pads on the walls...it allows me to...excuse me, where am I? Is it time for my little red pill?



RLJ-

[Kilted_John]

Two fish are swimming in the water. one hits a cement wall and says "damn".

-J

[morrison]

I think that we need a little philosophical humour.

What is the difference between a duck?

Casey

I don't know. This is getting me down.

[Eujeankilt]

I don't know. This is getting me down.

The answer is simple.

Q.What is the difference between a duck?

A. One leg is both the same.



Dale

[Mr. Kilt]

Two seals walk into a club.

[kilted in kleaveland]

A mushroom walks into the pub
the bartender says " We don't serve your kind "
The mushroom says " Why not, I'm a fun guy! "