Oh those pesky quips and querries....

[EBlackall]

For a man asking "Are you wearing underwear?"

My response: "Why, are you planning something I don't want to know about?"

Flabbergasted a military co-worker of mine.

Ed

Nemo Me Impune Lacessit

[JazzKiltz]

Here's one for all you guys with lots of kids.

Q. Hey! What's under your kilt?

A. My weapon of mass construction, and here are photos of all my kids to prove it.

Rob

I love them all, but this is my favorite so far!

[David Woodington]

Blu I really like the SARS comment, but they are all great.But episcopalscot that second one you wrote, ouch!!! .But thats ok I have had to deal with bagpipe envy for a while now so I'm used to it
.No really it was good. Do you know this one?
What is 100 bagpipes at the bottom of the ocean, a good start oh no ,wait thats not funny ,hey!! I play the pipes .

talk to you all later
Dave

[David Woodington]

Blu I really like the SARS comment, but they are all great.But episcopalscot that second one you wrote, ouch!!! .But thats ok I have had to deal with bagpipe envy for a while now so I'm used to it
.No really it was good. Do you know this one?
What is 100 bagpipes at the bottom of the ocean, a good start oh no ,wait thats not funny ,hey!! I play the pipes .

talk to you all later
Dave

[macwilkin]

David,

A guid friend of mine who is a piper told me that!

Cheers!

T.

[Martyn]

I had this question (OR SIMILAR) askes very politly about 10 times today at out exhibition booth.

Q "So what is worn underneath"

My answers:

A "Underwear, I don't want to chaif!"

or

A "Underwear, I can wear somthing underneath because I am not Scottish, I am English!"

Martyn

[Colin]

Q.What's under you kilt?

A. Same as yours only bigger (to guys).
A. Same as your husbands only bigger (to women)
A. Ask your wife/girlfriend (to guys)

And of course the kilt night favourite
A: How warm are your hands?

** Warning, Don't use that one at a Vancouver kilt night, unless you are prepared for the actions of a Randy Vancouver woman.

[Kilted_John]

Q.What's under you kilt?

A. Same as yours only bigger (to guys).
A. Same as your husbands only bigger (to women)
A. Ask your wife/girlfriend (to guys)

And of course the kilt night favourite
A: How warm are your hands?

** Warning, Don't use that one at a Vancouver kilt night, unless you are prepared for the actions of a Randy Avncouver woman.

Thanks for the warning, Colin... I shall remember not to respond with that question when I finally make it up there for a kilts night...
-J