I tried out a great kilt.
It swept things off tables and shelves, snagged on handles and knocked over drinks.
It was soon converted into a dressing gown.
Anne the Pleater
I presume to dictate to no man what he shall eat or drink or wherewithal he shall be clothed."
-- The Hon. Stuart Ruaidri Erskine, The Kilt & How to Wear It, 1901.
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