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16th August 16, 08:27 AM
#251
For our Doctor Who fans...
 garlek by michael_malone22, on Flickr
 Originally Posted by Alan H
Some days you're the bat, some days you're the watermelon.
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16th August 16, 11:47 AM
#252
A lycanthrope transformed for the first time in front of his friend.
"You...you just became a wolf!"
"Yes, I am a were"
Originally Posted by Alan H
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19th August 16, 08:26 AM
#253
I pre-fur to prepare ahead for winter.
Originally Posted by Alan H
Some days you're the bat, some days you're the watermelon.
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27th August 16, 07:20 AM
#254
I told a bird joke just for a lark
You can tell a dogwood by its bark
My bacon soup was add-hock
My pebble pillow totally rocks
I used kid gloves to milk the goat
The glider pilot had a soar throat
The traveling scholar saw many Rhodes
The poor frog had to have his car toad
When old storytellers die, they are mythed
I drank liquor from Beethoven’s fifth
Commercial actors have advert eyes
The two-time champion was re-prized
My wheat toast tasted funny, something was awry
When Ed explained, I was edified
I had lyme disease and I was ticked
The Green Mile is a conflict
Bloodletting was all in vein
Growing wheat gave me migraines
The pianist thought outside the Bach
Stir fry chefs come from all woks
There are a battery of tests to be an electrician
Working at the World’s Fair was my ex-position
My old friend the baker was my pie-san
Artificial lights are faux-tons
To learn rope tricks, you must be taut
So you can tie your shoes and what-knot
A cow stampede could be heard
You can think the unthinkable with an icethberg
Wave after wave, these puns I scend
But now I’ll bring them to an end.
Last edited by Mikilt; 29th August 16 at 07:41 PM.
Originally Posted by Alan H
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27th August 16, 10:01 AM
#255
The butcher's wife displayed loin and rump throughout the shop but was popular for generous cleaverage.
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27th August 16, 04:54 PM
#256
How do you stop bacon from curling in the pan?
You take away its wee broom.
Originally Posted by Alan H
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29th August 16, 02:36 PM
#257
Have bagpipe puns all been bourdon?
Originally Posted by Alan H
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29th August 16, 02:58 PM
#258
To the woman with tacky footwear:
Did you get those from a farrier? Because those are whore shoes.
Originally Posted by Alan H
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29th August 16, 07:16 PM
#259
The martial artist had to go to the doctor because he had kung flu
Originally Posted by Alan H
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29th August 16, 07:35 PM
#260
Pun?
A Higgs Bosson goes into a church. The Rev. says,
You have to leave now we are going to have service.
I cant leave without me there is no mass!
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