People's Ignorance

[Magnus Sporrano]

One day, they'll be in the middle of a situation where their stupidity will get them "nailed"... and then maybe they'll learn.

You're right, Jimmy. There is justice in this world. I caught one of those little creeps before. This was pre-kilt, I think. I was walking down Amosland Rd in Prospect Park and a car full of punk kids drove by, slowed down, and tossed a "big gulp" cup of soda at me. I did manage to dodge it but they couldn't take off quickly because of the traffic in front of them, and the fact that the speed limit was 25. I gave chase knowing what was ahead. Yep, sure enough there was a traffic light and it turned red. Someone in front of them stopped so they couldn't blow the light.

The kids made a quick left into the church parking lot. But this is my neighborhood. I know where they are going. I waited in a doorway on Chester Pike and sure enough they come out of the Church parking lot on Chester Pike and make a right, coming right towards me. There is a very popular shoe store next door to my house and people are always slowing down to park on the street out front so the car full of punks starts pulling up, thinking they lost me. Someone in front of them stops to park. I run out, reach into the car, grab a collar, and CRRRRAAAAAACK across the jaw of the punk that threw the cup.

The people in the car that weren't KO'd started screaming and begging their buddy to "get the $#%& out of here".

I don't think anyone in that car is going to be throwing crap at pedestrians again.

[Rigged]

The Cadbury's fruit and nut ad has a big kilted scotsman running around with his sporran on his ****

And on his side. The sporran was in the way of the cabre he was about to toss. That sure had a funny ending!

[An t-Ileach]

I thought that was Scott's Porage Oats?

[Freedomlover]

glengall1,

You are from Ayr? So is my wife. Stevenson, to be precise. My maternal grandmother was from Bo'ness.