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Red Necks Like Kilts Too
I'm off work today, eating up some "use or lose" vacation days.
Remember now, I live in a very remote town of 6,800 in far northern Arizona. Its 135 miles to the closest city - Flagstaff.
Checking out at the supermarket a local redneck girl and her boyfriend get in line behind me. I'm wearing my chocolate UK workman's. She says she likes that kilt best of all, that she sees me wearing my other kilts, but that this one is her favorite. Okay, thank her politely. Boyfriend seems okay with it.
A few minutes later I'm stopped for gas and while I'm pumping a redneck guy in a beat up pick up steps around the pump to ask me all kinds of serious questions about my kilt. Give him a bunch of info and websites. He's stoked. Apparently he's some sort of metal worker that makes chain mail or something...he's both wanting to buy, or wanting to try making, his own kilt.
And, he claims there's another kilt wearer in town who wears tartan kilts. Try to explain that its probably just me, but he says no, its really another guy...
Jeez, a looming kilt night in little ol' Page, Arizona.....now that's fashion penetration folks.
Ron
Ol' Macdonald himself, a proud son of Skye and Cape Breton Island
Lifetime Member STA. Two time winner of Utilikiltarian of the Month.
"I'll have a kilt please, a nice hand sewn tartan, 16 ounce Strome. Oh, and a sporran on the side, with a strap please."
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At my sister's wedding in Flagstaff the weekend after Easter, my brother and the photographer were both wearing their black Mocker Utilikilts -- my brother as part of his tux ensemble, and the photog as a casual kilt.
My brother is a welder by trade, so with him it's either Carhartts or a Utilikilt plus a tie-dyed t-shirt.
Descended from Patiences of Avoch | McColls of Glasgow
Member, Clan Mackenzie Society of the Americas | Clan Donald USA
"We have this hope, a sure and steadfast anchor of the soul." (Heb. 6:19)
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Cool!
My UK caramel workman's is often called a Carhardtt kilt...or guys from the plant will comment that they didn't know Carhardtt made kilts...
Ron
Ol' Macdonald himself, a proud son of Skye and Cape Breton Island
Lifetime Member STA. Two time winner of Utilikiltarian of the Month.
"I'll have a kilt please, a nice hand sewn tartan, 16 ounce Strome. Oh, and a sporran on the side, with a strap please."
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Well, I'm a redneck (if by that you mean rural dwelling, gun owning, deer hunting, beer drinking, truck owning American male) and I like kilts plenty! In fact, I think that type of fellow would be more inclined to the manly garment, the kilt, than your typical feminized Zinfandel-sipping city-dwelling metrosexual.
See, we can all stereotype...!
Brian
"They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety." ~ Benjamin Franklin
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 Originally Posted by Woodsheal
Well, I'm a redneck (if by that you mean rural dwelling, gun owning, deer hunting, beer drinking, truck owning American male) and I like kilts plenty! In fact, I think that type of fellow would be more inclined to the manly garment, the kilt, than your typical feminized Zinfandel-sipping city-dwelling metrosexual.
See, we can all stereotype...!
HOT DAM!! Couldn't have said it better me self.
Kilt On!
Chris Webb (Native Texan)
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Aye,
That's what we be out here too...only we're not rural...we're frontier...there's no town down the road a few miles...its 2 hours plus to a city of any size and 75 miles to the next small town.
And I've been the Lone Ranger in the kilt department for two years...to have someone, particularly a redneck, show an interest in acquiring their own kilt is a major deal for me out here in the boonie weeds and canyons.
Ron
Last edited by Riverkilt; 2nd June 06 at 03:31 PM.
Ol' Macdonald himself, a proud son of Skye and Cape Breton Island
Lifetime Member STA. Two time winner of Utilikiltarian of the Month.
"I'll have a kilt please, a nice hand sewn tartan, 16 ounce Strome. Oh, and a sporran on the side, with a strap please."
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 Originally Posted by Riverkilt
Aye,
That's what we be out here too...only we're not rural...we're frontier...there's no town down the road a few miles...its 2 hours plus to a city of any size and 75 miles to the next small town.
And I've been the Lone Ranger in the kilt department for two years...to have someone, particularly a redneck, show an interest in acquiring their own kilt is a major deal for me out here in the boonie weeds and canyons.
Ron
Yowza! That IS remote!! "Kilt Nights" are few and far between thereabouts, eh...?
Brian
"They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety." ~ Benjamin Franklin
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Actually, there are a LOT of kilt nights in Page, AZ....every night I sally forth kilted is a kilt night. There's one happening tonight. Just, I'm the only one there....
Ron
Ol' Macdonald himself, a proud son of Skye and Cape Breton Island
Lifetime Member STA. Two time winner of Utilikiltarian of the Month.
"I'll have a kilt please, a nice hand sewn tartan, 16 ounce Strome. Oh, and a sporran on the side, with a strap please."
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 Originally Posted by Woodsheal
Well, I'm a redneck (if by that you mean rural dwelling, gun owning, deer hunting, beer drinking, truck owning American male) and I like kilts plenty! In fact, I think that type of fellow would be more inclined to the manly garment, the kilt, than your typical feminized Zinfandel-sipping city-dwelling metrosexual.
See, we can all stereotype...!
I've met you, bro. You're no redneck.
Virtus Ad Aethera Tendit
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2nd June 06, 03:45 PM
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 Originally Posted by Bob C.
I've met you, bro. You're no redneck.
I'm more of a redneck than you think! At least my city-girl wife thinks so...!
Brian
"They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety." ~ Benjamin Franklin
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