Post your Favorite Toasts!

**auld argonian** · 28th March 07, 06:31 AM

"Confusion to our enemies!"

Best

AA

**PiobBear** · 28th March 07, 06:40 AM

Gentlemen, the Queen!

The Queen....God bless Her.

int:

"Here's to the women who love us
Who know all the worst about us
And despite the damning and incontrovertible evidence
Steadfastly refuse to believe it."

**katmills2005** · 28th March 07, 06:56 AM

May your pockets be heavy and your heart be light, may good luck pursue you each morning and night.

**Piper** · 28th March 07, 07:20 AM

Simple, and to the point: "Here's to absent friends"

**Skweres** · 28th March 07, 08:37 AM

i love rye with plenty of corned beef in between

**LordKiltClad** · 28th March 07, 08:32 PM

From Don Juan & Miguel, Ren Faire performers all over the states.
"Enjoy Yourself, If you Can't Enjoy Yourself, Enjoy Someone Else"

**Riverkilt** · 28th March 07, 11:56 PM

A relic from my college years in the '60s

"Here's to the Virgin Mary
Who reproduced without sinning.

May we sin without reproducing."

**Freelander Sporrano** · 29th March 07, 12:32 AM

"Up Yours !"

Old Norfolk Greeting......

**Shawnesse** · 29th March 07, 12:36 AM

My Favorite is:

To those who wish us well, May the others go to (we do not say such things now do we).

int:

**Ayin McFye** · 26th April 07, 12:27 PM

"As you slide down the banister of life, may the splinters never point the wrong direction!"

There was also a toast a while back that we did. We kept doing a different toast with every drink that we took. Eventually we ran out of toasts, and someone raised his pint and said "To Blue!" and someone else quickly piped in "And all the colors in between!" We were obviously a bit tipsy at this point but it made perfect sense when we said it.