What about the length of the Sport Kilt

[Archangel]

I'm not one for censorsip, but you might have to put a tiny shirt on her if you wear that kilt pin to pipe at school!

Nuns have a weird sense of humour.

I remember grade seven and Sister Bernadette telling us about her holiday and swimming. That lead to her telling us that she wore a black bikini, seeing as she was at a nun's camp. That lead to Zorro visiting the class next day, and Sister Bernadette telling us that she was joking and thought we understood that.

[Chef]

Now that's funny!