Answer to "Why the Kilt?"

[McFarkus]

I always enjoy a simple: "Because cops frown on public nudity."

When facing crude, idiot college guys it's usually: "Because they don't make three legged pants."

Also fun: "It's to protest [insert bad thing here]." (for extra credit/screwing with friends, expand into a full on scene causing, loud, embarrassing, fake rant. Not particularly kilt oriented, but fun)

[SteveB]

Question: Where is the event?
Answer: Anywhere you want it to be.

Question: Why the kilt?
Answer: Why the shorts?

Statement: You have a lot of balls riding the subway in that thing.
Answer: Just two.

Statement from female with boyfriend in tow: Nice kilt.
Answer: Thank you, nice (fill in the space with hairstyle, shoes, lipcolour, etc)

some of the hundreds I have fielded.

[Zardoz]

When I was on the cruise last week, the cruise directors always reminded us "you're on vacation", so when I was participating in a game and one of them pointed me out and said "nice kilt" , I said "my pants are on vacation"

[Nighthawk]

When I was on the cruise last week, the cruise directors always reminded us "you're on vacation", so when I was participating in a game and one of them pointed me out and said "nice kilt" , I said "my pants are on vacation"

Hey hey!! I like that!!

[cacunn]

Statement: You have a lot of balls riding the subway in that thing.
Answer: Just two.

and they need a lot of room.

- When you have great legs you just need to show them off.

- My religious beliefs require that I wear a kilt on any day with a "Y" in it.

[Canuck]

It's easier to put on over my boots!

[Nigel]

My favorite answer for "Why are you..." that applies to anything is "Why aren't you?"

It works great, and gets most flustered and unable to respond.

[Chase]

Nice...I also like the Iron Horse too

[Raphael]

The 'kill two birds with one stone answer': because I don't like to wear underwear

[Portland Kilt Ninja]

My favorite one is
Because it's more comfortable than pants.
Simple yet effective.