Kilt Pin Science

**ChattanCat** · 2nd March 08, 11:23 AM

Originally Posted by Riverkilt

Be sure to wrap your ghillie laces in aluminum foil too, otherwise they will act as antennas and transmit thoughts. Or, you can just wear aluminum foil spats if they completely cover the laces.

You can use a small alligator clip, with attached wire, to ground your sgian dubh blade to the foil.

Ron

OH NO!
You mean I've been transmitting all this time???
No wonder I keep seeing strange little people.

**Tony** · 3rd March 08, 11:36 AM

Originally Posted by Riverkilt

Be sure to wrap your ghillie laces in aluminum foil too, otherwise they will act as antennas and transmit thoughts. Or, you can just wear aluminum foil spats if they completely cover the laces.

You can use a small alligator clip, with attached wire, to ground your sgian dubh blade to the foil.

Ron

Doesn't this depend on which end of one's body one does one's thinking from?

**davedove** · 3rd March 08, 11:50 AM

Originally Posted by Frank McGrath

All my static is dissapated through the aluminum foil lining in my hats and shoes. It also helps keep the satelites from reading my thoughts. I wonder, should I be lining my kilts?

Be aware that this is a good idea, although it is an entirely different conspiracy. (Although I suspect they are linked somehow. I just haven't discovered the link yet.

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Someone in the shadow government is beaming different forms of radiation at our reproductive organs in an attempt to cause different mutations in future generations. To what end I have not yet discovered. The only defense against this is to shield oneself with multiple layers of aluminum foil.

Oh, look at the shiny black van outside. I wonder what they want. Oh no, it's them; they've discovered my hideout. I've got to get out of here.

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**Bugbear** · 1st March 08, 01:13 PM

**ccga3359** · 1st March 08, 01:29 PM

Perhaps I shall try something on my sweaters.

**Clockwork John** · 1st March 08, 03:01 PM

The only time I've had static problems kilted is when I've worn a cotton or cotton/poly sweater with a wool kilt. Maybe I'll have to try putting a small safety pin in the waistband of my kilt next time.