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31st March 08, 09:54 PM
#21
Man, I thought I was bad about getting new kilts in the house. I even pay by money order so I don't have to say any thing. I then hang it on the closet door and steam it and she doesn't even know it's new because she can't tell one tartan from another. She says she supports me but I tell she she tolerates them and me. 
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31st March 08, 10:34 PM
#22
It's easier to ask forgiveness than permission.
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31st March 08, 11:13 PM
#23
Just tell her the truth...Honesty is the best policy.
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1st April 08, 02:07 AM
#24
Take her out for a fantastic meal at her fav restaurant, wear your new kilt but don't say anything unless she does.
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1st April 08, 02:22 AM
#25
What are you 12? Jump up and down maybe a pair will drop out for you! Be Honest
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1st April 08, 05:22 AM
#26
 Originally Posted by kenpobob
I "forgot" to tell the wife I bought a SWK standard weathered Mackenzie, It'll be here very very soon. What excuse should I use?  "Honest, sweetheart, it followed me home from school"
I'm stuck, anyone else with something to say to keep me out of the dog house, or am I sleeping on the couch for the next month? 
Try : " Oh ! So they finally sent back this old kilt that had to be mended ! Wow ! Excellent job ! Looks like new !"
Robert Amyot-MacKinnon
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1st April 08, 05:28 AM
#27
Um... I sent you the kilt for free!!
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1st April 08, 05:57 AM
#28
Put the new kilt on an it will make you feel real manly than tell your wife.......
Yeah its new-So what?-Now get in that kitchen and get my dinner on.
Now will some Mod please delete my post before my wife sees it?
Running to hide
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1st April 08, 05:58 AM
#29
Do your best impression of yourself as a four year old who just broke the cookie jar.
Remember Homer: "You laughed - its ok!"
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1st April 08, 05:58 AM
#30
Honey, you were away and I felt empty inside, I was going crazy, I couldn't help myself.
Animo non astutia
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