If for some reason I had to stop wearing kilts... Well, the simple answer is this... I'd just go right on wearing my other MUGs. Sarongs or lavalavas come to mind. And I wouldn't mind owning a kaftan.... Heck, my friends and I have been meaning to have a toga party for ages! Why not? If I couldn't do THAT, well.. then, I suppose I'd just have to run around nude.