The XMTS Limmericks Thread

**Alan H** · 5th May 09, 03:59 PM

Oh, the Nor Cal kilt Rabble is grand
and in truth, they're in high demand
for their Panache and their flair
and the streaming red hair
and the fact that they do good handstands.

**Alan H** · 5th May 09, 04:04 PM

Now, Ali is a likely-lookin' lass.
She's the purveyor of kilted "high class".
When she's in tartan, bedight
she goes shopping at night
'till her wallet has run out of gas.

**BEEDEE** · 5th May 09, 06:13 PM

A man with a rubber chicken
can best be described as sicken
To use as a sporran
is totally foreign
and drives purists to regularly mock 'im.

**Panache** · 5th May 09, 06:25 PM

While I'm not one given to rants
I am tempted after this poem of Grant's
For pronouncing Panache "Panosh"
I think I'll get out a kosh
And give him a slap in the pants!

**ccga3359** · 5th May 09, 06:31 PM

Originally Posted by Panache

While I'm not one given to rants
I am tempted after this poem of Grant's
For pronouncing Panache "Panosh"
I think I'll get out a kosh
And give him a slap in the pants!

I am royalty, it's pronouced Graunt as in "Aunt", sorry Eliza,

**The F-H.C.A.G.** · 5th May 09, 09:18 PM

So if Grant is pronounced as Graunt
(Which is fitting for someone so gaunt)
Then let's give him his due
For his virtues are few
He's always a good one to taunt!

Be well,

p.s.

Grant, it's 9:17 pm

**Cherub** · 6th May 09, 05:07 AM

Originally Posted by The F-H.C.A.G.

So if Grant is pronounced as Graunt
(Which is fitting for someone so gaunt)
Then let's give him his due
For his virtues are few
He's always a good one to taunt!

Be well,

Our Amazon Goddess has class
to taunt grant with such panache
now I laugh out loud
I know my rymings off, i'm not proud
though I gave it my best to not be crass.

(ugg thats bad)

**Aldisimo** · 5th May 09, 09:23 PM

I, for one, am enjoying all this cleverness. Thank you to all the creative ones for the free entertainment!

**Barry** · 6th May 09, 12:55 AM

Originally Posted by Aldisimo

I, for one, am enjoying all this cleverness. Thank you to all the creative ones for the free entertainment!

Aldismo: it's easy to see
That a poet you never will be
Your writings sublime
Alas do not rhyme
But I'll sort if for you for a fee!

**ForresterModern** · 6th May 09, 05:21 AM

Since I started the thread I guess I should participate. My old writing professor always said that "the limerick was the poet's sole outlet for vulgarity"' so here goes:

Dedicated to Riverkilt:

Kiltmakers sweat over tartan,
From their pleatin' and tuckin' and dartin',
Private parts free and breezier,
Certain necessities easier,
Like scr*win' and peein' and fartin'.