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4th March 11, 06:51 PM
#21
 Originally Posted by Dale Seago
I got one in beaver last year, partly 'cause it's beautiful but largely so I could place "quid pro quo" conditions on fulfilment of such requests.
Billiant. Devious but brilliant!
I've found that most relationships work best when no one wears pants.
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5th March 11, 05:37 AM
#22
Oo-o-o-oh! Normally when I take confession it's private, not posted online! 
Rev'd Father Bill White: Mostly retired Parish Priest & former Elementary Headmaster. Lover of God, dogs, most people, joy, tradition, humour & clarity. Legion Padre, theologian, teacher, philosopher, linguist, encourager of hearts & souls & a firm believer in dignity, decency, & duty. A proud Canadian Sinclair with solid Welsh and other heritage.
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5th March 11, 06:02 AM
#23
Originally Posted by Father Bill
Oo-o-o-oh! Normally when I take confession it's private, not posted online!
huh?
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5th March 11, 06:36 AM
#24
Originally Posted by swampfox
huh?
About arranging to have one's sporran patted. Devious indeed!
Rev'd Father Bill White: Mostly retired Parish Priest & former Elementary Headmaster. Lover of God, dogs, most people, joy, tradition, humour & clarity. Legion Padre, theologian, teacher, philosopher, linguist, encourager of hearts & souls & a firm believer in dignity, decency, & duty. A proud Canadian Sinclair with solid Welsh and other heritage.
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5th March 11, 10:48 AM
#25
Quid pro quo:
"Why sure lass, ye're welcome tae pet MY beaver if. . ."
This is the one I got, from Ferguson Britt:
"It's all the same to me, war or peace,
I'm killed in the war or hung during peace."
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5th March 11, 05:07 PM
#26
A lady froend, who should have known better asked me if she could borrow my skirt..
Said, sure, you can get in my skirt if I can get inyour pants.....TELL me she did not see that coming.
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5th March 11, 05:22 PM
#27
Originally Posted by Dale Seago
Quid pro quo:
"Why sure lass, ye're welcome tae pet MY beaver if. . ."
This is the one I got, from Ferguson Britt:
Nice sporran...I've had my eye on one of his bobcat sporrans, but the beaver is really nice looking too!!! I suppose I could modify your line replacing "beaver" with "kitty". 
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5th March 11, 05:49 PM
#28
Last edited by Bugbear; 5th March 11 at 07:38 PM.
Reason: Converting to smilies.
I tried to ask my inner curmudgeon before posting, but he sprayed me with the garden hose…
Yes, I have squirrels in my brain…
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5th March 11, 10:11 PM
#29
Originally Posted by Father Bill
Oo-o-o-oh! Normally when I take confession it's private, not posted online!
Difference between most of your confessors and us is guilt! They confess in private because of guilt; we do in public because of pride.  Reminds me of a joke about an old Jewish man who gets lucky with a 22 year old redhead and goes to confession. Priest asks him "So if you're Jewish, why are you telling me?" Jewish man says "I'm not! Father, I'm telling everyone I run into!" 
Originally Posted by azwildcat96
Nice sporran...I've had my eye on one of his bobcat sporrans, but the beaver is really nice looking too!!! I suppose I could modify your line replacing "beaver" with "kitty".
And my point is made for me... Thank you, AZ!
So you see, moral here is- you can not be shy and a kilt wearer at the same time.
"Two things are infinite- the universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe." Albert Einstein.
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5th March 11, 11:17 PM
#30
I tried to ask my inner curmudgeon before posting, but he sprayed me with the garden hose…
Yes, I have squirrels in my brain…
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