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Thread: Your worst puns

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    Quote Originally Posted by LANCER1562 View Post
    Mikilt,

    You're going to get into treble for that pun.

    Who, me? No! It's you are who under a rest

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    Quote Originally Posted by Alan H View Post
    Some days you're the bat, some days you're the watermelon.

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    Stone tools had their problems, but they got ironed out.
    Quote Originally Posted by Alan H View Post
    Some days you're the bat, some days you're the watermelon.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mikilt View Post
    Who, me? No! It's you are who under a rest

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    Just don' give into your bass-er instincts.

    JMB

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blupiper View Post
    Just don' give into your bass-er instincts.

    JMB
    Duly Noted.
    Quote Originally Posted by Alan H View Post
    Some days you're the bat, some days you're the watermelon.

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    When people eat like pigs it's a porcine of the times
    Quote Originally Posted by Alan H View Post
    Some days you're the bat, some days you're the watermelon.

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    There's a lepus over there
    He's got no fur, his skin is bare
    I'll bet he lost it by a hare

    You should take a second look
    At a horse's recipe book
    Home equine is where they learn to cook

    I will give an oration
    About whale conservation
    A rehearsed re-cetacean

    My friends says there's a dude he knows
    Who paints hawks in his studio
    He paints some real buteos
    Quote Originally Posted by Alan H View Post
    Some days you're the bat, some days you're the watermelon.

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    I could have made some bed and bedding puns, but I put them to rest.
    Quote Originally Posted by Alan H View Post
    Some days you're the bat, some days you're the watermelon.

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    Moose by michael_malone22, on Flickr


    Would you like to take an anonymoose survey?
    I just washed my hair, can I borrow some moose?
    Nice chatting with you! Gotta vamoose!
    Quote Originally Posted by Alan H View Post
    Some days you're the bat, some days you're the watermelon.

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    I moosed admit, these are the worst yet.

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    I saw my maths teacher at the beach. He was a tan gent.
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    Some days you're the bat, some days you're the watermelon.

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