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    I discover that the currency of Armenia is the "dram" (yes, really!). What better way to celebrate the New Year?!!
    Seems dram appropriate to me.
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    New Year resolutions are just in one year and out the other.
    Quote Originally Posted by Alan H View Post
    Some days you're the bat, some days you're the watermelon.

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    I understand that in the Serengeti they celebrate a Happy Gnu Year.

    May yours be happy as well.
    " Anything worth doing is worth doing slowly." - Mae West -

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    Quote Originally Posted by Alan H View Post
    Some days you're the bat, some days you're the watermelon.

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    As usual, Mikilt ends the year on a Humerus note.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tarheel View Post
    As usual, Mikilt ends the year on a Humerus note.
    How great that you were armed with that picture.
    Quote Originally Posted by Alan H View Post
    Some days you're the bat, some days you're the watermelon.

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    Mikilt is the bonafide master at puns.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tarheel View Post
    Mikilt is the bonafide master at puns.
    Nah, I don't have a funny bone in my body.


    Edit: There may be some here who remember Xmarker Retro Red. He was gone before I came to Xmarks. I never knew the man, but the legend of his puns lives. I surely pale in in comparison to the punultimate joker, Retro Red.
    Last edited by Mikilt; 1st January 17 at 08:21 AM.
    Quote Originally Posted by Alan H View Post
    Some days you're the bat, some days you're the watermelon.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kiltedjohn View Post
    Just looked up a list of world currencies, in search of further inspiration. Straight away I discover that the currency of Armenia is the "dram" (yes, really!). What better way to celebrate the New Year?!!
    If there was a scotch named "Torpedo", you could order it by saying, "Dram the Torpedo!"
    Quote Originally Posted by Alan H View Post
    Some days you're the bat, some days you're the watermelon.

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    I was once at a rummage sale and came across a sign that read, "Stereo for sale, $10, volume stuck on full".

    I just couldn't turn it down.

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