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14th February 07, 06:17 PM
#1
Well, after the incident when they tried to Sort me (it wasn't my fault they did it on the night of a full moon ...), it was decreed that I was to be allowed in the House only if I curled up by the fire and stayed off the furniture.
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14th February 07, 06:26 PM
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I'd never keep my dog off of the furniture. That'd be cruel and heartless.
Family sits on the couch and is welcome anywhere. This includes the bed.
What sort of heartless bozo kicks their furry friends out of bed or off the furniture?
Better kick me off the couch while yer at it.
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14th February 07, 06:48 PM
#3
Hey, look at that! Dreads got eyes! 
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14th February 07, 06:54 PM
#4
 Originally Posted by mudd
Hey, look at that! Dreads got eyes!
Optical illusion.
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14th February 07, 07:01 PM
#5
Originally Posted by Dreadbelly
... What sort of heartless bozo kicks their furry friends out of bed or off the furniture?
Better kick me off the couch while yer at it.
Dread, you are welcome to share my couch, but my friend, if I ever find you in my bed, I am sorry to say I WILL kick you out! That's sacred territory, me, the missus, the rugrats at times, and the furry animals. And you don't qualify on any accounts. Unless you count furry animal, and I should qualify NEUTERED furry animals! 
The kilt concealed a blaster strapped to his thigh. Lazarus Long
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14th February 07, 07:06 PM
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Originally Posted by KiltedCodeWarrior
Dread, Unless you count furry animal, and I should qualify NEUTERED furry animals!
No doubt Dread is a furry critter as for the other may I suggest you take the "Don't ask, don't tell" policy. We just found out his given birth name and the rabble took a collective gasp! This may be  Although my wife has threatened to spade me a few times, got as far as getting the shed door open...
...I've got to learn to lock that sucker up.
Last edited by ccga3359; 14th February 07 at 07:15 PM.
Reason: Idiot can't spel.
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14th February 07, 07:07 PM
#7
Originally Posted by KiltedCodeWarrior
Dread, you are welcome to share my couch, but my friend, if I ever find you in my bed, I am sorry to say I WILL kick you out! That's sacred territory, me, the missus, the rugrats at times, and the furry animals. And you don't qualify on any accounts. Unless you count furry animal, and I should qualify NEUTERED furry animals!
 Now that was funny!
"A veteran, whether active duty, retired, national guard or reserve, is someone who, at one point in his life, wrote a blank check made payable to "The United States of America", for an amount of "up to and including my life." That is honor, and there are way too many people in this country who no longer understand it." anon
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14th February 07, 07:02 PM
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Correction. I have an eye.
The other one just sort of sits there taking up space. All I really see out of it now is light and dark. There is sort of a big white spot sitting in my vision. I need an eyepatch to cover it because my good eye keeps trying to focus on the white spot that isn't really there.
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