The flaw in my logic may be that "TANK" only needs to represent one kilt type while some other shorthand term would need to stand for a range of modern kilt styles.
My thoughts exactly.
Still, for a basic, durable, cargo hauling, workhorse of a kilt, I'd say Jeep is pretty good (I'd actually compare it more to a pick-up truck, but none of those sound as nice)
I don't think we should call it a willie. Imagine all of the aweful "willie" puns that go along with a kilt. (think of the adjectives we use to describe a good kilt)
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