Idiot in a skirt!

[Panzer]

Well, I recently wore my kilt into a local biker bar. After the first 2 steps, I had been "kilt checked" 3 times, then the jokes started... All of the usual ones... Nice skirt, where can I get a dress like that... ect, ect, ect... So I smile, get a drink, then proceed to tell them about the difference between a kilt and a skirt... It's as easy as this. When your old lady come home, it's alot easier for me to run away with my kilt up than my pants down... After the laughter stopped, a lady comes up to me and asks me if it's true...I told her that it was easier to run in a kilt... She laughed and so did some of the biggest guys that you will ever see. I'm 6'2, 260 pounds and I feel small and skinny next to most of these guys. But I would trust my life to almost any of them. And they were astonished to hear that UK makes a black leather kilt... Hmmm... Bikers in black leather kilts... Now there's a new nightmare for the local church ladies...

[davedove]

Most of the bikers I have met while kilted were very accepting. Sure, there might have been some good natured ribbing, but some of them have their own kilts. After all, Harley Davidson has its own tartan, ITI 5816.

[Brasilikilt]

The last time I encountered such a situation, I let out a hearty chuckle and said something to the effect of "Awww Sh*t man, if only you knew......" whilst I was making a familiar gesture by thrusting my hips forward and holding a pretend "beach ball" at waist level.

I gave the fellow a wide mischievous grin and a wink, then proceeded on my way

[Rigged]

I have heard it all and like many of you have many responses for the under the kilt question. Does anyone have any good responses to the idiot in the pub telling everyone you are wearing a skirt? Ignoring him works but a quick response is sometimes more fun.

Some of us need the extra room. [pointing at his crotch] Obviously, you don't.

[morrison]

Carol is a name given to both men and women, as is Kim, Lyn, Jo, Bobby, Daryl, Franky, Pat and dozens more. If the name fits, the heckler may be made to look more closely associated with the female gender than the Kilter!

[Panzer]

For the most part, bikers are very accepting of others. Granted, there will be jokes and ribbing, but most of it is in good jests... I just keep getting this mental image of 300 bikers all wearing black leather kilts parading through some small mid-west town on their bikes and all of the little old church going, god fearing ladies fainting dead away as the wind lifts 300 kilts at the same time... Ahh... Now I have to go bleach my brain to get rid of that mental...

[arrg-isle]

1) Pre-Jameson's: "It's a kilt; if I wore something under it, then it would be a skirt!"
2) Mid-Jameson's: "Are you trying to flirt with me?" (Works equally well, in opposite ways, with either gender!)
3) Post-Jameson's: "Your apology will probably sound better before I begin squeezing your throat."