Cats and Kilts

[Nighthawk]

Each cat is a distinct personality, no two alike! My second son had a large one that would sit on the top step of the swimming pool and put both front paws on the first step, under water. Weird? I understand that Jaguars are the only cats that will swim just for the pleasure of it. (no kilts there).

Really? Interesting! I'd like to see that- a swimming jaguar. How do the carberators handle the lack of oxygen?

[Bugbear]

Really? Interesting! I'd like to see that- a swimming jaguar. How do the carberators handle the lack of oxygen?

Snorkles of course.

My first cat was a tuxedo cat. A very nice cat.

[Jack Daw]

Well, as I've mentioned before, I'm a dog man, but I like cats, too. And, they are very useful. Although, I pay them no mind and I don't feed them, a couple of neighbor cats hang around in my yard. They've been effective in keeping the field mice away from my house for which I am most grateful. Since I don't feed them and I don't attend to them, why do they hang at my crib? Could it be that I'm the only one in the hood who wears a kilt?

[duchessofnc]

My cat and I have been battling over my MacKinnon Modern Red Sash. She somehow is under the mistaken impression that I bought it for her.

I am extremely fond of my Pita. She's been a joy to me.

[Carolina Kiltman]

Really? Interesting! I'd like to see that- a swimming jaguar. How do the carberators handle the lack of oxygen?

[tomcherv]

Time for a joke:

How do you explain the difference between cats and dogs?

A dog will look at you and think, "You feed me; you shelter me; you love me. You must be god."

A cat will look at you and think, "You feed me; you shelter me; you love me. I must be god."

[Galician]

[fluter]

I heard somewhere that stroking a purring cat in your lap will lower ones' blood pressure. don't know if that is true, ...

Earlier this year, it was reported [2] that that cat ownership [1] correllated with a 30 percent lower rate of death from heart attack.

[1] "cat ownership" is defined as the status of a human who is owned by a cat.
[2] Cat Owners Have Lower Heart Attack Risk, Study

[Mr. bone]

. Since I don't feed them and I don't attend to them, why do they hang at my crib? Could it be that I'm the only one in the hood who wears a kilt?

they are trying to get you to "come over to the Cat side of the Force"

[Frank McGrath]

Of cats, they have uses...

Hmmm, I wonder if my Brother will let me take the cats to a Taxidemist to get Sporrans made.

Calico, Maine Coon, Tabby etc etc....

I keep threatening that when one dies, he becomes a sporran. ooooooh the looks I get.